No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”
…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.
My favourite part of the synopsis:
She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.
I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”
Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINA
THAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVEL
From the author of “Apeshit”.
…I wish to read this, please.
Other titles by this author:
- Satan Burger
- Zombies and Shit
- The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
- I knocked up Satan’s Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy
- Razor Wire Pubic Hair
- The Faggiest Vampire
- The Menstruating Mall
- The Cannibals of Candyland
- Adolf in Wonderland
- Fantastic Orgy
- War Slut
- Ultra Fuckers
- The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2
- Ocean of Lard (Choose your own mindfuck fest #17)
Oh dear god, is it bad I want to read some of these?
I have so many more left to read. He released 7 new ones in 2011!
#or what really happened between stannis and melisandre
OMFG WHAT IS AIR
There is a Lady Sweet and Kind ⋅ Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston reading There is a Lady Sweet and Kind by anonymous.