msgryz:

fwips:

 #i missed the previous exchange on my first watch #and i though steve just handed people money sometimes #you know like grandparents do and stuff

Reblogged for the tag above. OH MY GOD.

i remember when people who missed the ‘ten bucks says youre wrong’ part (and so didnt know why steve handed over a 10) thought steve was being a racist asshole and ‘tipping’ Fury because hey he’s a black guy steves from the past and then they tried to make it ok by saying ‘no no it was normal for this back then’ and everyone else is like NO HE’S PAYING UP HIS PART OF THE BET, YOU DONT HAVE TO TRY AND EXPLAIN ANYTHING, HE LOST A BET AND HES PAYING UP

I completely missed it the first time around too and didn’t even think about what was actually going on but OMFG the thought of Steve just handing people money like a grandparent KILLS ME.

YOU’RE ALL SUCH GOOD KIDS HERE’S A $10 DON’T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE NOW <3

chrisnolansscarf:

ladyhistory:

awww-diddums:

il0vejellybabies:

allaboutmolly:

karlimeaghan:

Tumblr fandoms, as represented by Harry’s scar, Castiel’s eyes, Sherlock’s nose and cheekbones, Loki’s smile, and the Doctor’s bowtie.

Someone with skills draw this face. please.

why am I laughing so much

IT’S KEVIN BACON.

IT’S KEVIN BACON.

acquaintedwithrask:

riddlemetitillatedhiddles:

insanelybritish:

subjugatedbyhiddles:

hiddle-stoners:

(★) A-Z of Tom Hiddleston || K is for… Kids.

Oh. No. 

kids..this one’s a sure killer

snarkymcgeesnarks:

bryanthephotogeek:

psychokandi:

algrenion:

globalsoftpirka:

sciencetodo:

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 

“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. 

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”

…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

My favourite part of the synopsis:
She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.
I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”
Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINA
THAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVEL

From the author of “Apeshit”.

…I wish to read this, please.

Other titles by this author:

• Satan Burger
• Zombies and Shit
• The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
• I knocked up Satan’s Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy
• Razor Wire Pubic Hair
• The Faggiest Vampire
• The Menstruating Mall
• The Cannibals of Candyland
• Adolf in Wonderland
• Fantastic Orgy
• War Slut
• Apeshit
• Ultra Fuckers
• The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2
• Ocean of Lard (Choose your own mindfuck fest #17)

Oh dear god, is it bad I want to read some of these?

I have so many more left to read. He released 7 new ones in 2011!

#or what really happened between stannis and melisandre

OMFG WHAT IS AIR

Tom Hiddleston - The Avengers premiere in Rome

swarleyy:

“He is rare even amongst the acting breed. If the character description says handsome: he is. If it says Nasty: he is. Older: he is… Younger: he is. For this reason I just can’t wait to see what he will become.” - Vaughan Sivell