top 50 television characters (in no order)
• 38. Miranda Hart (Miranda) // played by Miranda Hart •
Gary: “Kids?”
Miranda: “Yeah, yeah. Got two. Orlando and uh…Bloom. You?”
Gary: “No no, still single.”
Miranda: “Me too.”
Gary: “You just said you were married.”
Miranda: “Divorced now.”
Gary: “And the kids?”
Miranda: “Dead.”
Gary: “Really? What happened?”
Miranda: “They froze. They froze to death Gary. It’s a funny story actually. Not funny ha-ha but funny in that it’s almost unbelievable. You see, we were on holiday in the Himalayas. Base camp of Everest. And they were just running around in shorts and a t-shirt. And I kept saying ‘put your coat on, you’ll catch your death!’ And they did!”
