Now accepting applications to be my valentine.
name:
why you want to be my valentine:
something about yourself:
where would you take me on our date:
name:
why you want to be my valentine:
something about yourself:
where would you take me on our date:
Really, really try. When do we announce that someone’s won? Oh, I’m sorry.
((because Night Terrors is actually turning me inside-out with feels okay this is not cool))
mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn:
no no no no no
no no no no no god no
oh my god why no

This is definitely not Shakespeare.
It doesn’t even remotely resemble early modern English. At all.
Sure it is! It’s from the collection of poems that also includes this moving piece:
“Shawty it’s your booty
That’s drivin’ me crazy
Love the way it giggles
Like it does baby
I just wanna touch it touch it rub it rub it
Like a freakin dance smack it
Girl I’m addicted to it”#that’s even the original copy #from shakespeare’s own typewriter #obvi
“I don’t know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.”