hollywoodhepcat:

sexybritishllama:

assporn:

sexybritishllama:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

thats amore

when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek

thats a moray

Actually, Morays can’t live in creeks because it’s too freshwater for them to survive long. They need to live in brackish environments in order to live a healthy life.

when u swim in a brackish environment and an eel bites ur cheek

thats a moray

queer-pong:

the sexual tension between church and state

vega-ofthe-lyre:

fingon | flaviia:

If Wes Anderson directed The Lord of the Rings AKA the best thing I’ve seen all week.

“Don’t you lose him, Samwise Gamgee.” 

“What are you talking about?”

“Don’t you lose him, Samwise Gamgee.”

TEARS.